OK, here are your choices- you get to vote for a really smart, black guy or a redneck-know nothing puppet?

Who do you vote for? The latter is a known douche bag and has failed in virtually all of life's endeavors, bar none, and were it not for his predecessors would most likely be asking you whether you prefer plastic or paper, fries or onion rings- whom would you vote for based merely upon these superficial umptions owing to no particular pedigree or political affiliation?