What's your Funniest at work story?

Mine is when this likable retired Navy guy, with not a care in the world who smoked a pack a day ate a whole jar of pickled pig hearts. Then, by God, he had one he11 of a coughing fit. He bellowed and heaved...and then it came! A monster fart under 1000 pounds of pressure. He actually pooped himself so bad that it squirted out over the back of his belt onto the the back of the chair. The clincher is he didn't get embarred. He just stood up and told everyone that he had **** himself and that he was going to be back in an hour and a half after he changed his clothes. I love hardened military types.